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Marjorie snatched the last olive from her glass and ate it. “Don’t be so sure. I hide the good lube in the same box as the tax returns. You’ve never found either.”

“No,” he said, stabbing the cake. “Because watching you plan my demise is better than sex.” adult comedy

The answer was four.

Greg didn’t look up. “Hilarious. Did you remember to tip the valet?” Marjorie snatched the last olive from her glass and ate it

Across the restaurant, a twenty-something couple broke up via Instagram DM. Marjorie felt a strange, competitive pang. She leaned forward, letting the candlelight do nefarious things to her cleavage. “I’m serious, Greg. I want the house, the dog, and the good toaster.” ” he said

“Because I’m cheaper than a private investigator?”