But she smiled. She had to admit—they really were that hot.
The challenge was issued live on both channels: Three rounds. Strength. Flavor. And a surprise tie-breaker.
Pam rolled into Calorina with a pink truck, a juicer the size of a motorcycle, and a grudge against potassium. “Bananas are basic ,” Pam declared on her first day, live-streaming to her 3.8 million followers. “Pomegranates are complex. Antioxidants. Mystery. Jewel tones .”
The Bananahotties won.
The Bananahotties tried to ignore it. But when Pom-Pom Pam poached their avocado supplier (irrelevant to bananas, but a matter of principle), Lina decided enough was enough.
And across town, Pom-Pom Pam, picking pomegranate seeds out of her hair, muttered one word: “ Potassium .”
And here’s the thing about the Bananahotties. They had been secretly training. For months. In a warehouse. At 5 AM.
Ten thousand people showed up at Sunsplash Park.