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“A DVD?” Leo said, one eyebrow rising. “What is this, 2005?”

It all started, as these things often do, with a storm. broflix

When the final credits of The Last Sweep rolled—a movie about a janitor who solves a murder with a mop, which was, ironically, better than the actual plot—the power flickered back on. The router blinked green. The Wi-Fi returned with a triumphant little chime. “A DVD

Not the gentle, pattering kind that cozies up a Sunday afternoon, but a biblical, cable-frying, Netflix-and-chill-is-technically-impossible kind of storm. The rain hit Jake’s apartment windows like a pressurized hose, and the wind howled with the enthusiasm of a dying animal. At the exact moment the protagonist in the show they’d been binge-watching was about to reveal the killer’s identity, the screen went black. Not a graceful pause. Not a buffering wheel. Just… void. The router blinked green