Clogged Bath - 2021

You plug the drain, fill the tub, and step in. The water is scalding and clean. As you sink beneath the surface, you make a silent promise. Next time , you swear, I’ll buy a drain catcher .

You drop the mass into the trash can. It lands with a wet, final thwump . You pour a kettle of boiling water down the drain, then a cascade of baking soda and vinegar that fizzes like a vengeful science fair project. Finally, you turn the tap. clogged bath

There is no moment quite like it. You turn the chrome handle, expecting the therapeutic cascade of hot water, a prelude to a deep, unbothered soak. Instead, the basin fills with the enthusiasm of a procrastinator. The water rises—not with speed, but with a stubborn, deliberate creep. You stand there, towel in hand, watching your escape recede into a stagnant science experiment. You are now the unwilling warden of a clogged bath. You plug the drain, fill the tub, and step in