David Guetta Fail ((exclusive)) -

He slams the fader up.

David Guetta raises a finger to his ear monitor. He nods. He flashes that signature, million-watt smile—the one that says, “I am the god of this drop.” david guetta fail

He holds his phone up to the CDJ input.

It sounds like an ant farting.

Denial. He waves his arms, screaming "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!" Nobody jumps. The silence is so loud that you can hear a girl in the front row sigh and check her Instagram DMs. He slams the fader up

Panic. David starts playing a drum loop from the mixer’s built-in sampler. It’s a cheesy 909 kick. Boots and cats. Boots and cats. He looks like a dad trying to start a lawnmower. million-watt smile—the one that says