Etvshow [2025]

Flickering LED lights. A dented flying saucer cockpit is jury‑rigged to a dusty treadmill.

We can’t pay anyone . That’s the charm. etvshow

ETVSHOW — COMING SOON TO NO STREAMING SERVICE Flickering LED lights

Zorp interviews a BORED SQUIRREL through a translator. etvshow

We can’t pay her.

Finally, a career move I’m qualified for.

On Earth, bad attention is still attention. I’ve recalculated. We pivot to cringe comedy.