Edward dissolves into sheet music. Thousands of pages flutter through the music room, then vanish.

THORFINN steps forward. He picks up his axe from the attic. He swings it through Edward.

ISAAC: "Trevor, you're having an existential crisis over linoleum. We've all been there. I spent 1803 convinced my buttons were watching me."

PETE (ghost, 1980s scout leader, arrow still in neck) phases through the front door, holding a ghostly clipboard.