2007: Hitman

★★½ (Two and a half stars out of five) What’s your take on Hitman (2007)? Love it or hate it? Drop a comment below. And if you want a breakdown of the game-accurate kills they almost got right, subscribe for more retro action reviews.

In the games, the thrill is disguise, patience, and making a kill look like an accident. The movie trades all that for gunfights and car chases. It’s a decent action flick, but a bad Hitman adaptation if you care about the source material. Spoiler warning (for a 16-year-old film): late in the third act, we learn 47 has a twin brother, also an assassin, named... 48. It’s ridiculous. It undercuts 47’s uniqueness, feels ripped from a daytime soap opera, and leads to a final sword fight that belongs in a different movie. Even Olyphant reportedly called it "silly." The Legacy: Better Than You Remember (and Worse) Hitman (2007) sits at a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes but somehow spawned a 2015 reboot (with Rupert Friend) that was even less memorable. The Olyphant version has developed a cult following for its unapologetic B-movie energy. It’s a time capsule: the grainy digital look, the heavy bass score by Geoff Zanelli, the brief nudity, the mid-credits scene setting up a sequel that never came. hitman 2007

Directed by Xavier Gens and starring Timothy Olyphant, this video game adaptation arrived during the "Wild West" period of gaming movies—long before The Last of Us or Arcane set a high bar. With a new Hitman TV series reportedly in development at Amazon, I decided to revisit Agent 47’s first big-screen outing. Does it hold up? Not exactly. Is it entertaining? Absolutely—just not always for the reasons the filmmakers intended. The film follows Agent 47 (Olyphant), a genetically engineered assassin created by a secret organization called The Agency. Clean, precise, and emotionless, he never misses and never leaves witnesses. After a job in Russia goes sideways—he kills a political candidate but spares a helpless prostitute named Nika (Olga Kurylenko)—47 finds himself hunted by Interpol (led by a scenery-chewing Dougray Scott) and a rival group of rogue Agency agents. ★★½ (Two and a half stars out of

Director Xavier Gens ( Frontier(s) ) brings a European grindhouse feel. The color palette is all muted grays and browns, and the camera lingers on 47’s cold, methodical preparation. You believe this man kills people for a living. Here’s the cardinal sin for fans of the Hitman games ( Silent Assassin, Blood Money ). The movie has almost no stealth . Agent 47 walks through hotel lobbies in full view, shoots dozens of cops in public, and engages in a massive helicopter explosion. That’s not a hitman—that’s a one-man army. And if you want a breakdown of the