Fiona – Your Stepmom Is A Size Queen: Mama

My legs moved on their own.

On Sunday night, she handed me a new sticky note. mama fiona – your stepmom is a size queen

You know how people say, "Be careful what you wish for"? My legs moved on their own

My whole life, I thought my dad had terrible taste in women. After Mom left, it was a parade of gold-diggers, yoga instructors, and one woman who tried to sell his boat for scrap while he was at work. it was a parade of gold-diggers