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Forget what you know about lipstick. This isn’t just a cosmetic; it’s a liability waiver in a gold tube. Leaked from a supermodel’s clutch (sources say it fell out of Bella Hadid’s vintage Fendi bag during a screaming match with a parking valet), this pigment is causing meltdowns—both emotional and chemical. The brand (which may or may not be run by a collective of former Real Housewives serving federal time) describes the color as "Settled Outside Court Beige." But users call it something else: Lawsuit Red . model tabloid lipstik
Dermatologists are baffled. "It doesn't chap your lips," says Dr. Feelgood of Beverly Hills. "It defames them. We’re seeing cases of acute character assassination on the Cupid’s bow." Is Model Tabloid Lipstik worth the $450 price tag (plus a signed NDA)? If you want a shade that screams "Don't talk to me unless you’re serving papers," absolutely. Just remember: With every swipe, you’re not just
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"I love it," she slurred, hiding her face behind a Hermès bag. "It stays on through depositions, DUI checkpoints, and screaming 'I am not a trainwreck' at paparazzi. But my lawyer said I can't say where I bought it."