Modern Family Halloween New! May 2026

Mitchell and Cam’s apartment. The decorations are theatrical —a full-scale graveyard in the living room, animatronic zombies that recite Sondheim, and a chandelier made of plastic severed hands.

The Dunphy living room. Orange and purple lights flash erratically. A fog machine is having a seizure in the corner. modern family halloween

(dressed as a sexy werewolf—meaning she just put on fake fangs and a very expensive leather jacket): "Jay, you are abuela of the party. You must embrace the spooky." Mitchell and Cam’s apartment

(stone-faced, dressed as a tiny, terrifying lawyer): "Because the neighbor’s dog bit my candy bucket last year. I’m serving him papers." animatronic zombies that recite Sondheim

(pride and horror mixing on his face): "That’s... actually legally sound."