In the USA, everything is a genre now. You can be a loverboy of abandoned strip malls, of gas station coffee at 4 a.m., of the sound a screen door makes when it doesn't quite catch. He was from that corner of the map—flyover country, they call it—but he’d turned the flyover into a pilgrimage.
“No, he’s not a red flag. He’s a… beige flag. With a touch of rust.” niche loverboys usa
The motel pool glowed aquamarine at 2 a.m., a bruised kind of beautiful. He called himself a loverboy —but not the kind from the 80s power ballads. The niche kind. The kind who reads Rilke in the cab of a F-150, who leaves handwritten notes on the windshield of your leased Honda Civic, who knows the exact B-side of a cassette you’ve never heard of. In the USA, everything is a genre now
It’s a whisper from the passenger seat at 3 a.m. on a highway that doesn’t even have a name. “No, he’s not a red flag
And that’s the thing about niche loverboys in the USA. They’re not for everyone. They’re for the girl who still believes that a cracked dashboard can be a confessional, that a half-empty water tower can be a monument, and that love—real love—isn’t loud.
Last I heard, he was somewhere in Nevada, falling in love with a woman who runs a roadside museum of broken clocks. He sent a postcard. No return address. Just a sentence: