Phil's Epic Halloween Prank On Claire !exclusive! -

Phil bursts from behind the corner, phone in hand, filming.

Claire rolls her eyes and walks toward the hallway closet. Phil whips out his phone, opens the remote control app for the speaker and fog machine. His hands are shaking with adrenaline.

The Dunphy living room. Halloween decorations are, predictably, overdone. Cobwebs hang from every corner, a motion-sensor witch cackles by the stairs, and a six-foot inflatable Frankenstein guards the front door. Phil, wearing a black t-shirt that reads “I SEE DEAD PEOPLE... AND I'M PROBABLY SELLING THEM A HOUSE,” paces back and forth. phil's epic halloween prank on claire

He tests it quietly.

She stumbles backward, trips over the vacuum cleaner, and lands in the pile of fog, arms flailing. Phil bursts from behind the corner, phone in hand, filming

Because she knows she’s been beaten by a superior prank mind.

Claire Elizabeth Dunphy… you left the garage door open in 2008… and a raccoon died because of it. His hands are shaking with adrenaline

That trampoline was a vintage collectible. Anyway. No questions. Just… be careful walking past the hallway closet tonight.