Prison Escape Simulator Now

P.S. Pro tip: Don’t trust the rat that offers you a shank. It’s a snitch.

🚨 Just spent 6 hours trying to break out of a virtual max-security prison… and got caught because I sneezed IRL. 💀 prison escape simulator

So I’ve been playing Prison Escape Simulator (the new early access one on Steam), and let me tell you—this game does NOT hold your hand. prison escape simulator

You start in a cell. That’s it. No tutorial. No map. Just a bunk, a toilet, and a guard who does rounds every 47 seconds (yes, I counted). prison escape simulator

Anyone else playing? What’s your dumbest fail so far? 😂