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Look, I know we joke about the "Pirate's Code" being more like guidelines. But out here on the Sulphur Tide, there’s one set of rules that ain't written in any book—because the ink would burn through the page.

She dropped the ear into the mer-row's tank. The singer ate it. Now it knows my name. r/pirscy

Yesterday, I tried to cut the mer-row loose. Didn't make it three steps before First Mate Scrimshaw (a man with barnacles for teeth) held me down. Vex took a heated pry-bar and levered off my left ear. Not as punishment. As a lesson . Look, I know we joke about the "Pirate's