Santander Lost | My Card

Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.”

Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag.

Lost track. Of a card. With my name on it. In 2026. santander lost my card

Yours in suspense, [Your Name]

Dear Santander,

I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed. Did it fall behind a filing cabinet? Get eaten by a sorting machine? Or is it out there, living a better life, tapping contactlessly at a coffee shop I’ve never been to?

If you're looking for an interesting way to tell Santander that they lost your card (for example, if they mailed a replacement that never arrived, or they admitted to misplacing it internally), here’s a creative sample: The curious case of the card that never came Then I called you, and your agent said,

You recently informed me that my new card was on its way. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog. Days passed. Nothing.