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Marcus scored on his own net trying to do a “fake slap shot.” Jen froze mid-celebration. “Did you… did you just own-goal yourself?” Marcus shrugged. “Psychological warfare, mofo.”

And then—. Not of a puck, but of all pretense of sanity. table hockey hijinks mofos

The lights were low. The beer was cheap. And on a wobbly table in the corner of Dave’s basement, two so-called legends were about to throw down. Marcus scored on his own net trying to