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Lars had noticed a loophole: the taxfree kvote applied per person, per entry. And Svalbard’s border wasn’t just at the airport—it was also at the old coal mine tunnel that connected to the abandoned Russian settlement of Pyramiden. No one monitored that tunnel except the occasional Arctic fox.

The case went to a tiny courtroom in Longyearbyen, where the judge—a part-time fisherman—ruled that Lars had broken no law, but had “violated the spirit of the Arctic.” As punishment, Lars was ordered to donate all the hand-warmers to the local dog-sled teams and host a public whiskey-and-chocolate party for the entire town. taxfree kvoter

So Lars devised a plan. He recruited a team of eight tourists who wanted to see “the real Svalbard.” Each morning, they would walk through the dark, icy tunnel from Pyramiden to Longyearbyen, legally “entering” Norway. Each carried a backpack filled with the same set of items: duty-free whiskey, chocolate, and strangely—hand-warmers. They’d claim their taxfree kvote, drop the goods at a storage locker, and walk back through the tunnel. Repeat. Three times a day. Lars had noticed a loophole: the taxfree kvote