Sheldon returns from Medford High with devastating news: he’s missing a half-credit in physical education . The state requires it for promotion. George Sr. laughs. Sheldon does not. He petitions to replace PE with “theoretical locomotion studies.” Denied.
Mary finally confronts Brenda in the church parking lot — not with anger, but exhaustion. “I already have four children. I can’t adopt a fifth.” Brenda is genuinely hurt. They reach an awkward truce over stale donuts. Meanwhile, Missy helps Sheldon cheat on a sit-up test by counting his head bobs as reps. “You owe me,” she says. “Put that in your notebook.”
Mary’s church friend Brenda (not Sparks) invites herself over for dinner every night that week. Mary is too polite to say no. Meemaw arrives, immediately calls Brenda a “spiritual tapeworm.” Missy, watching from the stairs, asks, “Is that like a real parasite?” Meemaw: “Worse. She uses Tupperware as a conversation starter.”