"The game starts in ten minutes."

The Cooper living room, 1991. A bulky, brand-new "high-definition" television (a massive 32-inch CRT, state-of-the-art for the time) sits where the old 20-inch used to be.

(after a long pause): "...That is the most unscientific thing you've ever said."

"What's the big deal ? Missy, with 480i standard definition, you are essentially watching the world through a screen door. With 1080p progressive scan, you are seeing reality, pixel by pixel, in its full, uncompromised glory. You can finally see the individual pores on Dan Rather's forehead."

(sitting in the dark, defeated): "All those pixels... gone. Just like the dinosaurs."

"Relax, brainiac. It's just a funny dancing gorilla selling sedans."